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25th January 2012

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This is a thing that happened (The one in which I have a lot of foot related issues)

I took Pugs for a walk today, and we get five minutes out of the driveway and he finds a foot.

A

severed 

motherfucking foot.

Of like, a fox or sommat. I said “fuck this” and we went home. 

Then, I had a bitchin’ nap. 

When I woke up, I naturally had to pee. 

On my way to the bathroom my pinky toe slips into the bars on the baby gate as I walk by. 

I keep walking.

My toe does not

Tagged: the most defenseless toePugselysevered motherfucking footmy lifebroken toehorror of horrorsfoxanimals

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